The "PLAN" ........

In September was the Plan.

- And then came the Assumptions.

- And the Assumptions were without form.

- And the Plan was without substance.

- And darkness was upon the face of the citizens.

- And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of sh-t, and it stinkith"

- And the citizens went unto their Congressmen and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we cannot abide the smell."

- And the Congressmen went unto their Leaders, saying "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

- And the Leaders went unto their Senate, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."

- And the Senate spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

- And the Senate went to the Candidates, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

- And the Candidates went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with powerful effects"

- And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

- And the Plan became Policy.

- And that, my friends, is how sh-t happens.